150th blog post...

Cheers to my 150th blog post. I wanted to write something smart and witty for this milestone and I hope I did.... I dedicate this to my awesome followers who make me smile, laugh,get into my agony aunt mode and simply love my blog... you are awesome!

WHAT I WISH EVERY MAN KNEW BUT I WAS GLAD THEY DIDN'T TILL I FOOLISHLY WROTE THIS NOTE
I really hate notes like 10 things every
women wish her man knew or 10
things to make a woman smile or... . you
get the drift right?


For starters, we women are not wired
the same. what girl A does to let you
know she loves you, girl B, doesn't
have to do the same thing to mean the
same thing. so maybe number one on
those 10 things should be
WOMEN ARE NOT THE SAME SO THE
REST OF THIS LIST IS GOING TO
CONTAIN TOTAL JUNK!! READ ON IF
YOU REALLY MUST BUT TRUST ME, YOU
WON'T FIND ANY USEFUL
INFORMATION ON HOW TO DEAL
WITH YOUR WOMAN

We women really don't understand
each other so it's cool if YOU men
really don't understand us, just don't
pretend you do!

We know when you are lying just to
hang out with the boys and when a lie
has to be taken seriously, we just
decide how TO react when.

Yes, we believe all men are CHEATS!
But we still like to believe you are
different or at least smart enough not
to get Caught.

We nag cos you make us nag not cos
we enjoy it. Do you think we really
enjoy hearing our own voices? duh?

Our girlfriends are on our sides, not
yours. So complaining to them about
us is like talking to a brick wall

Not all of us are emotional blackmailers
and if you've not figured that one out
already then you must be really slow!

No matter how fly our ex was, you
REALLY are better cos you see, unlike
men, we always try to date men who
are better than our exes

No matter what you try to tell us, we
know that the way to a man's heart is
still through the stomach not anywhere
else.

A woman may forgive you for cheating
but TRUST her never to forget. To
spare yourself some future references
just don't get Caught cheating

We chat with you cos we are trying to
figure out how your mind works and
when we ask whether we are flyer than
your ex, we are NOT looking for an ego
booster, just a sign of loyalty

We know we are beautiful so don't
think you did us any favour by telling
us what we already know.

When we tell our problems, we are
NOT trying to tell you to find a solution.
We just want you to listen..

We love it when you go out of your
way to do something for us!!
Sometimes, we say the dreaded I LOVE
YOU cos that's what we think u want to
hear.

We promise to understand soccer the
day you understand that PMS is not a
disease!

Women love the thrill of the chase too.

Truth is, often, we fall out of love
before we are smart enough to walk
out.

Sometimes, we cry just to get you
confused.

Remember, we are NOT wired the
same and deep down, we know you
men are NOT the same just strangely
similar.

Believe it or not, when we move on, we
stop caring about you so stop thinking
you matter. yes, we'd talk to you and
laugh with you but it don't mean we
want you back, it just means you are
NOT worth our hatred ------xoxo, Her Prettyness